Alcohol Units

Doctors keep asking how many units of alcohol I drink. It turns out “a pint” isn't actually an acceptable unit of measurement.
Laughter is the best medicine. Probably.
Laughter is the best medicine. Probably.

Doctors keep asking how many units of alcohol I drink. It turns out “a pint” isn't actually an acceptable unit of measurement.

A number calculated from your height and weight that somehow manages to carry considerably more weight than the explanation that usually comes with it.